By Creeped_out_n_stuck - 05/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Spicy
Today, my roommate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined, he offered to pay me. When I declined again, he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 months left on my lease with him. FML
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gusgus36 5

Well, that will be a fun 11 months...

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ogle5431 1

What did you expect when decided to live with a flimsy?

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sskarma23 9

Lock him in a room with ten hot hookers that's should fix him up

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aPieceOfFruit 16

wait...is that 57 marching across a website?....how is that even possible........

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pip74205 9

I hope your bothered not by the fact that he's gay, but by the fact that he has a crush on you.

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picklemonger 13

well, some people are just easier to bend over for than explain why you wouldn't want to... I've never used that expression in a litteral sense before. LOL

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sacredeye73 11

Does he not do it for you???

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moomoo14 0

I would do it fir him even if I was a guy... I love being naked no matter who's around

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