By Creeped_out_n_stuck - 05/08/2011 04:46 - United States

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Today, my roommate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined, he offered to pay me. When I declined again, he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 months left on my lease with him. FML
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gusgus36 5

Well, that will be a fun 11 months...

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Magnimus 4

I'm bisexual, and I still wouldn't stand for that. When I'm not attracted to someone, and they are attracted to me, I let them know straight up. YDI for not defining your limits.

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TallMist 32

I was with you up until you said "YDI". Clearly the OP DID set limits, hence why their roommate started playing depressing music.

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hateevryone 14

tell his gay ass to go hire some strippers

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lackofcorporate 1

It's because you're in Texass, quite frankly.

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Cora_Jay 8

You think that's bad, I wake up with my roommate's friend in her bed while my roommate goes to class at 7am. Her friend has a crush on me and everyday now I wake up with her watching me from her bed smiling. I don't usually wake up until 11am.

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cufaoil 11

look on the bright side, she's watching you from HER bed.... you aren't a heavy sleeper, are you? have fun the morning you wake up with her snuggling up to you

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JennyBear101 0

Good luck!!! Hope you have a lock on your bedroom door....

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NPN_Scorpio 16

Ho and heigh, what do you say? Lets start right away preparing next year's gay for pay birthday! First, let's hassle The Hoff into producing the show of your roomies dreams: "Gaywatch". Pony up, make him eat your rainbow and poop butterflies!

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Roguekiss 4

That sucks. But don't feel bad. Our roommates are just as crazy. He blacks out and beats her and he stole $$$ from our neighbors down the road at a party one time...so they arent allowed back over there and we cant invite them up here. And all she is a a lazy fat **** that wont get a job and eats everything in the house. Plus they are disgusting as ****. I swear i was in their room the other day and they had a park chop in the corner growing into the carpet. LOL. Plus one time he bought a gun. It was crazy. He almosted killed that bitch. But we really cant afford to live on our own right now. :/ &&& we still have 9 more months on the lease FML

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