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By texasrose921 / Friday 19 February 2016 04:51 / United States - Springfield
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Today, I sneezed and ended up in the emergency room. How? Apparently the sneeze dislodged a kidney stone that is now slowly, painfully working its way from my kidney to my bladder so that I can piss it out. FML

By work_while_bent - / Tuesday 2 June 2015 17:21 / United States - San Luis Obispo

Today, I made microwaveable popcorn. When the bag finished popping, I took it out and opened it and put my face in close to get a big whiff. It now feels like I have third degree burns inside my nose and behind my eyes. FML

By AlbertEinstein_ - / Monday 16 July 2012 19:21 / Ireland
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