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By Marika / Monday 20 July 2015 17:48 / United States - San Francisco
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I thumbs downed my own comment cuz I totally deserve it LOL

By  marcranger  |  28

He's God. Couldn't He have timed it so it happened before the wild sex took place at all?

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Pretty sure that's the point. There would be no lesson learned if they were caught before anything happened. But the real lesson should be not to have sex in the back of a minivan unless it has tinted windows and it's dark outside.

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  Josh742  |  9

Thanks captain

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  ArturoJames  |  13

Yeah, Captain. Captain Obvious!

By  pixierara  |  28

Next stop: pregnancy

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Today, my parents decided to visit me. When I first got my apartment I gave them a key "just in case" and today they used this key to enter when I didn't answer their knocking. I didn't answer because I was having sex with my boyfriend. My parents saw everything. They didn't know I was gay. FML

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