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FML : Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well...
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Pretty sure that's the point. There would be no lesson learned if they were caught before anything happened. But the real lesson should be not to have sex in the back of a minivan unless it has tinted windows and it's dark outside.

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What was the priest doing peeping into people's cars anyway? Especially ones that are emitting sexual sounds. You may have a closeted pervert as a preacher

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