By anonymous - 09/09/2013 20:16 - United States - Round Rock

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Today, my pregnant wife was crying, so I let her sit on my lap so I could comfort her. She quickly started laughing in embarrassment as she peed on my leg. FML
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vrossie_ 15

Well, at least you made her laugh! Right?

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slooby_fml 25

She's just preparing you for what a child will be like

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nvo 6

FHL too. Be a good sport and don't mock her endlessly for it. Hopefully, her 'control issue' disappears after she has recovered from chilbirth.

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nvo 6

Soon you'll both get peed on by your baby ;-)

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alwaysmalia 12

Better to be pissed on than have her be pissed at you.

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hbake 13

Better to be pissed off than pissed on...oh wait! You handled it well OP. Congrats btw.

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cecilk 29

#53. I wouldn't call peeing mood swings. It's more likely the consequence of somebody missusing a bladder as a trampoline.

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chlorinegreen 27

86 I don't think they were talking about the peeing, but more about the crying to laughing in a instant.

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goliatron 9

Was she drunk too? Drunk pregnant women are hilarious!

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jrock9093 18

The beauty of having a child! You should be thrilled some go a life time for just a chance to have a baby plus it probably was warm op

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XxQuartersxX 14

Hey, at least you were there for your lady, man. Not a total fyl :)

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pmacxx 5

You're complaining about pee on your leg? Trying carrying a baby for 9mos

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