By wife of a shithead - 06/07/2012 17:44 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 393
You deserved it 4 789

Same thing different taste

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its your kid . tell him to get over it , you're the one that had the baby and not him .

Somehow I think he's either the stupidest guy on earth or he's joking.

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GET OUT NOW. This is probably not going to get any better.

I hope the babies father is someone else, no need to pass your husbands dumb ass genes along.

totheforest84 4

And that is the father of your newborn? Lord, help these people!!

minimoonpie 9

Stupidest thing I've ever heard. He needs help!!! But congrats and good luck btw!!

Briiyahh 7

Aren't boobs made for that purpose?

Yes, they are. I'm guessing OP's husband skipped that day in health class.

Well, he has a right if you're going by Freudian psychology where apparently all children are in love with the opposite sex parent. So those are his ******* now. :P