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Today, I was washing my face like I normally do. My mom walked by as I was wiping my face and said "That's the washcloth I use to wipe my ass!" My dad and brothers are now only addressing me as "Assface." FML

By aaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss - / Wednesday 26 August 2015 13:55 / United States
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Hopefully she has a weird sense of humor and was kidding? Most people keep those in the shower. Anyway, that sucks OP, hope your day got better!

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Hopefully she has a weird sense of humor and was kidding? Most people keep those in the shower. Anyway, that sucks OP, hope your day got better!

It's ok op, sometimes family jokes around like that, try to find a way to laugh with them or something. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

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See, I don't think the nickname's really the problem. I would think OP drying her face with her mother's ass towel is the real FML here.

Did you use a washcloth that was just randomly laying around the bathroom? If so that's never really safe.

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One of my friends told me that when he was younger he had a friend whos father used a towel instead of toiletpaper, dont really know why. And one time one of the kids friends, who didnt know about the towel, took a shower at their place and used the fathers ass towel to dry himself with. I cant imagine the horror when he found out.

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31, the OP used both "wash" and "wipe" to refer to washing her face, so maybe her mother was also using it in the "wash" sense.

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