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By Anonymous - / Friday 23 October 2009 15:15 / Netherlands
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u got a friend who still stays smart enough to use your phone and not hers when she's drunk? props 2 her. I usually don't have a clue when I'm wasted. just keep an eye on your phone from now on. FYL.

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fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirst :D go ahead and thumb me down you turds. and drunk at 2 pm? wow. i'm irish and even i can't pull that off.

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Hello. And this sounds like some sort of person who is a rapist? Like an Elephant in a room?

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this just in: everyone who thumbed me down is a shut-in queer. fuck you fucking faggoty faggot-fucks. you can all just ass-fuck each other until you vomit rainbows. you can suck each others cocks until your lungs collapse. you bitches who voted me down can all go bleed the fuck out. how about i give you all a thousand-island dressing you nasty fucking cunts? liberal bitch-asses. go lose your virginity at a donkey show.

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First you let us thumb you down and then you make fun of us? It's like a cop telling you it's ok to run a red light and then busting you for it. I think you're the turd here.

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Yeah, seriously. I think the FML goes to the friend with the horrible drinking problem. (And yes, I realize the OP probably meant AM. I just think it has more humor value if we leave it as it stands.)

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No, silly. Her and her friend drink as soon as they get up on weekends. They're both drunk by 2 pm...

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Who the hell gets drunk by 2pm every single weekend. So you sleep the afternoon off and then start again at sundown?

u got a friend who still stays smart enough to use your phone and not hers when she's drunk? props 2 her. I usually don't have a clue when I'm wasted. just keep an eye on your phone from now on. FYL.

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