By MailMaster - 22/07/2011 04:20 - Australia

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
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moninbg 8

Common sense is not so common

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DarkHelmet 10

sucks for you OP. I guess that new sex toy you bought is gonna be siting in you box for a little while longer

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iraq24 2

well you have to rip out the mailbox and shove it up the guys ass. from there on you violate him with a wine bottle until he manages to open the box. if all else fails buy a new one

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iraq24 2

I have no ides who that is I was just trying to express what I would do... guess that's why I'm on house arrest

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JakeLee 6

43-you are so bad at trying to be funny, it's not even funny.

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iraq24 2

good sir you should stop trolling and go back to touching yourself to a picture of yourself ;)

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JodeMiVida 13

Rip open the mail box, then sue the company for not putting it in the front door as requested. (BTW, I'm not American, I'm just saying "sue" due to lack of common sense here).

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Complaining 13

So Americans stereotypically incline to suing someone if they have problems? Thanks for the memo.

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BloodyDraven 0

wow, way to stereotype Americans, guess I can say bits are just a bunch of all talk no walk wusses who can figure out what dental hygiene is

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BloodyDraven 0

wow, u wanna stereotype Americans, well, over here, bits are stereotyped as being all talk, no walk losers who cant figure out what dental hygiene is.

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cimh 9

It is a fact that this stereotype exists she only did not want to get a bunch of comments like "oh typical American" as it usually happens on this site. No offense, but there are quite SOME American or Canadian who sue other pple for stuff that I wouldnt even think of doing so (ex. a woman from Toronto sues the company where she bought a shoe (high heels) because the heel broke; or a more recent one in the tabloids: a police officer - turned bodyguard - sues Britney Spears because she apparently hit on him while she was still on drugs etc... sorry but if a bodyguard cannot help himself (from a woman half his size) than I don't know why he would want to work as a bodyguard?!)

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BloodyDraven 0

ok, so just cause a few people sue and are tv, its a typical American thing? I dont think so, give any other country the right to sue, and then see what happens, ull still have a few who do it, and there will be the majority who get pissed off cause those few set the example for the whole

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seraphimoctavia 8

They never said they were British either, they could quite easily be Canadian. Also there's absolutely nothing wrong with British dental hygiene, generally Americans are overly obsessed with having white, straight teeth... And that can actually make your teeth worse. Yes British teeth may look awful, but they're generally healthy and stronger.

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wordnerd42 0

Today, an attempt to avoid starting an argument about stereotypes began an argument about stereotypes. FML

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JakeLee 6

heyyy buddy. don't make fun of bits. bits are very nice. they may not be whole, but they do the best they can as their little bit selves.

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BDTM 0

#22 yes that seems to be how it plays out most of the time I hear.

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snickersxx 0

Lol at all the people who got offended by 18's comment.

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sporkman 0

Well be careful trying to get it open. You might look like someone trying to steal mail

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wdawson 0

How do you know it's in there if you can't open your mailbox?

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KingOfOreos 0

ha caught op in the act of a fake fml

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megan6040 0

LOL put a smile on my face this morning. I swear some people really lack common sense.

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KingOfOreos 0

have you guys thought that the mail nan might not of been told to do so from his boss and was just delivering his mail like normal

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unluckiestperson_fml 14

Yeah exactly, I don't think the mailman knew.

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