By disgusteddaughter - 13/06/2011 08:58 - Australia

Today, my mum's boyfriend came back from a job up-state. He is now walking around the house in boxers to "show off his tan". He has a beer gut and a hairy back. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

So basically you have a pet gorilla roaming around your house.

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rhidiculous 4

get a big strip of duct tape and put it on his back

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Monii_Harlz 11

or do what they did in jackass and superglue something to him - he will have to rip it off eventually ;D

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Lolpizza_fml 0

ewww has he ever LOOKED in a mirror before? because i dont see how he would want to "Show that off"

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Shorty_Shaza 5

you should shave that sexy beasts back until he purrs like a walrus :)

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Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0

17, made my day :)

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Blueglasscup 18

Just me or does this and the FML on top seem very coincidental?

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BountyBass 13

men don't care where their body starts and hair ends, hear me Roar!!!!

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sky22_fml 7

Super sexaay!! Haha :P

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every1luvsvag 10

I hear that beer guts are coming into style.

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FreebirdIII 1

Are you wishing that he goes from boxers, to a Speedo?

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DrJesse 10

natural progression of freedom goes as follows: boxers ---> speedo ---> nothing.

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Xathanos 16

Wow, you there got yourself a rare collectable item, called the Chewbacca.

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