By Mojo0608 - 05/03/2014 16:11 - United Kingdom - Twickenham

Today, my mum begged me to let her put fake nails on me to practice for her styling exam. I've been sitting on the toilet for the past half an hour trying to figure out how to wipe without damaging something. FML
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Mojo0608 26

So I've never really been one for fake nails and I used to play the violin so I kept them as short as possible which is a habit I've kept. They aren't that long really (nowhere near claw length), so when my mum asked I thought it wouldn't be a problem. Um, yeah... No... I'm still on the toilet... Well not really, but I'm going to try getting these off as soon as I can, they're just weird to me. I think my mother will "nail" the exam, thanks for the puns and sympathy! :)

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ManiBoo 23

Damn. I never understood why women got those kind of nails on purpose anyway.

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worldclassrager 39

Well I bet they are hard to get used to...I sure hope she passes so you are no longer a gunnie pig...

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Dswank620 18

Very, very carefully

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shesamazingg_ 7

Lmaooo the struggle

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kurodansei 16

Reading this on the toilet I have deduced that you can wipe by inserting the tissue and sliding with the index side of the hand. wash underneath those nails though.

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beaglegal 42

Ask her to wipe for you. Actually, if you can type this than you can probably wipe....

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Mojo0608 26

There's a difference between hitting a keypad that has no sentience and between almost gauging out something. Just saying.

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Nilorak 24

Not all FMLs are written on the same day as it happened.

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nevereyes 31

Simple solution: Wipe with your hand not your fingers. This is obvious and simple.

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