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By Diesel - 03/05/2011 14:23 - Belgium

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

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By dullstuff - 21/07/2011 12:34 - Belgium

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

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By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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By smileytheface - 06/12/2011 03:54 - United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

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Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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By double trouble - 04/05/2015 04:04

Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML

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ImaCanuck 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:50

So why wouldn't you call the cops at least once out of both times?

ceddyz17 10

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:50

dude throws a rock at him

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annihil8or 15

Wednesday 4 May 2011 14:47

Another reas

AustrianChaos 3

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:42

Some people have seen too many action films I guess. To OP, sorry for your bike. What model was it? Anyways, I hope it turns up unharmed, or that the dirty thief at least ends up in a guardrail with it, nicely sliced.

kekywobble 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:29

hunt his ass down!

birdie013 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:45

I would've dropped him

Evey99 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 3:19

And why didn't you call the cops?

02h 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 18:53

He showing off his new bike

skoobybx5 0

Friday 6 May 2011 10:05

lol damn bruh I woulda threw a rock at em

zooyork10 0

Friday 6 May 2011 19:32

XD and you didn't stop them lol

Risket 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 8:55

Your name is Diesel and you ride a motorcycle. I'd say you had it coming.

julian1122 0

Monday 9 May 2011 6:54

you're dumb as shit for not calling the police

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