Miscellaneous: Today, my mother wore a see through shirt. She wasn't wearing...

By noname - 25/06/2010 17:29 - United States

Today, my mother wore a see through shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra. FML

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By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 06:15 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

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By Cassandra - 14/10/2011 00:10 - United States

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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By flatchested Sam - 01/12/2013 00:16 - United States - Radcliff

Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML

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By coeurdlucky - 19/10/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

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By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 06:52 - United States - Orlando

Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML

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By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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MrCalves 1

Saturday 26 June 2010 1:45

80 don't you hate when people type in all caps? It's pretty damn annoying

stickypoopy 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 1:08

I hope it wasn't "NIPPY" outside!

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niqegg 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 5:36

American pie MILF

countrygirl1111 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 5:53

lol get over it. you'll be ok

Lmfao_69 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 5:58

haha I really hope your mom has a nice pair of boobs and not the saggy kind.

mitchymitch_fml 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 6:12

#38 your looking good:)

FarSide 22

Saturday 26 June 2010 6:15

Iz yo fambly as fugged up as yur post?

mysteria_fml 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 6:34

welcome to my life

iSkye 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 6:34

fyl! but why didn't you tell your mom... I mean seriously! But hope she didn't talk to anyone you knew! Or in public...

MoJoThundRpants 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 6:39

that sucks bro

RachaelJustBlah6 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 6:54

did yuu like it? lol jkjk

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Saturday 26 June 2010 7:04

44 u r soo hot

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