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By AnalProbe - / Sunday 12 March 2017 18:00 /
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By  Tripartita  |  44

It's your biggest design flaw which your mother deeply regrets, but when she was assembling you, she was a huge Star Wars fan and wanted to pay tribute to the Death Star. Now, should anybody penetrate your exhaust port, a huge, empire-destroying explosion will ignite.

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By  species4872  |  19

If you had anal in the middle of the road you might get hit by a bus.

By  Tripartita  |  44

It's your biggest design flaw which your mother deeply regrets, but when she was assembling you, she was a huge Star Wars fan and wanted to pay tribute to the Death Star. Now, should anybody penetrate your exhaust port, a huge, empire-destroying explosion will ignite.

By  Diana Parr  |  3

Just tell her it hasn't killed you yet

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