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By butimarealbear - 13/07/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML

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By Hrothebert - 20/03/2021 02:00

Today, my widowed mother told me she's been seeing a guy for the last 5 months. No problem. But now she insists on calling him, "New Daddy." I'm 37 and she lives across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 07:24 - Finland

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

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By someonevexed - 01/02/2009 19:01 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

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By Rosey - 23/07/2014 20:57 - United States - Manson

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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Venus in Furs

By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend asked my dad why he gave me the nickname "Bear," which he has called me since I was very little. My dad responded, "Because she has a hairy back." FML

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By lurna301 - 17/07/2012 00:58 - United States - Glendale

Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML

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Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:00

Or Po.

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:02

Panda no like being called regular name. Panda strong like warrior!

Comments

AfroNinja168 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 7:33

awe! thts kinda cute!

lemiks 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 8:12

you aren't from michigan are you?

Miguel11167 4

Thursday 14 July 2011 10:17

Ha! My friend dislikes being called a panda.

Pleinair 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 10:31

At least he's not asking to be called booboo the seal.

rwarharr 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 10:43

I like him . buts that's mosty cause THEY CALL ME DRAGON!!!!!

nevinwhitis 1

Thursday 14 July 2011 11:31

so? we called a guy in basic Panda. cuz he was a big ass Asian.

crudmonkeys 6

Thursday 14 July 2011 19:29

Does he like bamboo?

Ashlynlongman 0

Friday 15 July 2011 5:32

what the hell for?

dez63 9

Friday 15 July 2011 11:14

how'd you know my nickname

Schrodi19 3

Friday 15 July 2011 20:18

What's wrong with that?

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Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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