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By anonymous - 29/08/2011 18:47 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML

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By skaterboy - 13/08/2013 15:36 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML

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By My_Cow_kiM - 28/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML

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By anonymous - 25/11/2015 01:01 - Canada

Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML

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By Ames - 23/05/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML

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By blehhx - 09/04/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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By fmlsrsly - 25/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2020 23:02

Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML

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By katshay8 - 12/10/2018 17:30

Today, I went to the doctor for allergy testing. Apparently, one of my worst allergies is cats. I'm a "crazy cat lady" who loves anything cat-related and has 3 cats. Allergy shots, here I come. FML

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By cat-astrophic - 25/02/2015 15:44 - United Kingdom

Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML

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By milksquad - 17/07/2017 14:11

Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML

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scenebarbie123 0

Monday 29 August 2011 22:32

Sneeze on her and freak her out

chaoticxxxmess 3

Monday 29 August 2011 22:31

Your mother-in-law isn't very smart.

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BabyMimi00 12

Thursday 17 November 2011 20:30

Sounds like a clever woman.. Lets hope it's not genetic.

music87 14

Friday 9 December 2011 21:51

-clicks favorite-

FightingOne 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 19:28

Your mother-in-laws a dumbass! Bring her some proof from a doctor of how retarded she is

Candygirl720 6

Sunday 5 February 2012 9:09

one of those awkward moments i guess................................more like one of those idiotic moments

etiennerheaume_fml 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 14:00

WTF??!!!

FweakofCydonia 40

Wednesday 10 April 2013 3:28

Well if your mother-in-law gets mad at you, just retaliate by pretending to sneeze on her!

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 3 September 2014 17:47

You can't fix stupid.

spacedcookie89 5

Saturday 30 July 2016 19:39

Just do it to make her happy.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Thursday 10 August 2017 11:53

Oh I know a doc that will confirm that for her. He's called Dr. Obvious...

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