Health: Today, my mom got pissed off at my doctor and called him a quack....

By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 21:48 - Croatia - Rijeka

Today, my mom got pissed off at my doctor and called him a quack. She did this because he reassured her that I don't show any signs of the mental retardation that she's convinced herself I must have. FML

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By misi - 22/06/2019 16:00

Today, my mother threw a fit because the psychologist she got me suggested I visit a psychiatrist. Apparently, it's my fault because I "choose" to be so "crazy". FML

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By mikki_arlert - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother threatened my psychiatrist with legal action because he told her the organic and herbal "medicine" she swears by don't actually "cure" mental illness like she claims. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 19:00 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, going to my psychiatrist's appointment for my PTSD and depression, my mother yelled about how useless I am and how I torture her existence with my "abnormalities." She told the doctor how much I've improved and become such a delight at home for her and our family. FML

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By leovaldez - 22/06/2020 20:08

Today, after years of having seasonal allergies and months of having my throat close up, my mom agreed to see a doctor, only to insult me in front of the doctor, saying I just find new ways to make their lives harder and I'm probably making it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2015 09:08 - Maldives - Male

Today, I overheard my wife telling my mother-in-law I was diagnosed with a learning disability earlier this week. She replied, "I always knew he was a retard. Why did you ever marry that idiot?" All my wife did was mutter "I don't know." FML

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By ughh - 22/11/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

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Sad but true

By mcginnismr - 13/05/2016 22:57

Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML

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Leave me alone

By emoflowers - 10/04/2012 02:51 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML

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The R-word

By How old am I again? - 04/09/2022 17:30 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mother painstakingly spell out to me why broken glass is extremely dangerous. Feeling insulted, I jokingly asked her if she thought I was "retarded". I then got yelled at for "swearing." I'm a fucking adult, but my overprotective and condescending mother seems to think otherwise. FML

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By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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Monday 16 December 2013 1:34

Your mom sounds like a case looking to happen. Possibly should get her checked out!!!

SystemofaBlink41 27

Monday 16 December 2013 2:32

Damn! Ignorant bitch? That jumping to conclu-- ....Yeah, she probably is.

Comments

Chris93Jones 20

Monday 16 December 2013 2:17

way to go retard. nah not really your mom is either committed to ******* with you, or she's just stupid. chin up as you're not alone, though my mom doesn't think I'm retarded.

perdix 29

Monday 16 December 2013 2:29

Did someone help you write this? If not, that is so good for one of you people. Do you want a cookie?

awilliams44 9

Monday 16 December 2013 2:35

Lmao she must be confused! I think she's the one who has it

Moonlessnite 5

Monday 16 December 2013 3:00

Sounds like she needs someone to question her mental state. Sorry about that OP

kambrai0811 9

Monday 16 December 2013 11:37

I'm sure she wanted that diagnoses so she could draw a disability check on you.

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 16 December 2013 3:04

So what are you doing that makes her think you're retarded?

bushada 18

Monday 16 December 2013 3:18

What on earth have you done to make her think such a thing? Get drunk and christen a hole in a shed a glory hole and have your dick bit by a black widow?