Miscellaneous: Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of...

By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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By sorry :/ - 08/02/2015 18:28 - United States - Monroe Township

Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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By idontevencareanymore - 23/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Jarrell

Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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By roselysunset - 29/07/2015 17:07 - United States - Cypress

Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML

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Mum

By mummer11 - 15/11/2013 17:49 - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

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By wastedbaby - 04/07/2011 02:02 - United States

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

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Good kid

By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 13:59

Today, my mother told me that for a period when I was a baby, every night she stood over my crib with a bottle of bourbon and a gun, convincing herself not to shoot me for ruining her life by being born when she was only 18. I wish I could be more like my siblings, who don't visit her anymore. FML

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Sunday 28 February 2016 0:33

You need to have a serious talk with your mother when she's sober.

jake131000 21

Sunday 28 February 2016 0:33

Most of these fml's are funny... But this is just sad. I'm sorry for what your mom said. It doesn't make it any less true because she's drunk, she just doesn't care that she said it.

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GarfieldDaCat 5

Sunday 28 February 2016 4:14

thats exactly how my mom is when shes drunk and i had to take care of her ass. shes lucky im helping her because she wouldve end up on the streets.

Etweens96 25

Sunday 28 February 2016 4:42

Wow that's a terrible thing to say, have a serious talk with your mom I'm sorry you had to go through that op

nattiemarie 14

Sunday 28 February 2016 5:07

Why the hell is the 317 YDI's?! Sorry OP

bibblebop 8

Sunday 28 February 2016 5:19

The funny FMLs and then the depressing ones like this. Stay Strong OP

THEDUDE1553566 24

Sunday 28 February 2016 6:16

This needs a follow up

28actress 22

Sunday 28 February 2016 6:22

Maybe she meant that she used to think that during pregnancy (but is now happy she has you) and said it wrong. Hopefully?

Talis99 26

Sunday 28 February 2016 6:34

Oh, honey. Well, don't take it into your heart that way. Look at you, taking care of her, shows right there you're a worthy person.

Talis99 26

Sunday 28 February 2016 6:37

#7-- Take what all of us are saying to your heart. Reevaluate your relationship. Being drunk is no excuse. And if he thought it was sooo awful that he's drunk, why is he still doing it?

momac86 17

Sunday 28 February 2016 6:39

Stop taking care of her... She doesn't deserve your kindness and if you weren't born you wouldn't be there to help her anyway

Jonkbaby 22

Sunday 28 February 2016 6:51

sorry Op, that's rough. since she came home drunk and went out of her way to alienate you, I'm guessing she might have big issues with being emotionally close