Miscellaneous: Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were... - FML

By heallven - 31/01/2013 12:26 - France - Ostricourt

Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML

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Rosie_Posie43 12

Thursday 31 January 2013 18:42

He must've noticed Master Splinter crawling around your house...

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 31 January 2013 18:44

Hey, the customer is always right. You DID need those 5 extra large pizzas with extra cheese stuffed crust and extra salami topping. You DID need midnight seconds, too. You oughta give them a pizza your mind.

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onorexveritas 23

Thursday 31 January 2013 21:51

this is hilarious xD

U_GotitDude 18

Thursday 31 January 2013 22:02

Damn that's rude

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 31 January 2013 22:24

I wouldn't take offense. I'd laugh.

olpally 32

Thursday 31 January 2013 22:07

I'm glad my local bartenders at my bar haven't said that to me yet. Lol. It's okay op. :)

crazytwinsmom 25

Thursday 31 January 2013 22:12

Shredder is back at the store shredding cheese biding his time.

TwiztedYuri 9

Thursday 31 January 2013 22:41

did you lie and tell him you never heard of them or did you own up to being the ninja turtles' land lord

metreman 19

Thursday 31 January 2013 22:52

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,Heroes in a half-shell Turtle power!

volklskis 7

Thursday 31 January 2013 23:06

Hahahahaha! Ahh...that must have brought a warm feeling inside. The art of observation!

captainObviously 15

Thursday 31 January 2013 23:08

Tip the hard working pizza guy an extra $10 hes got a sense of humor!!

pissperfect 7

Thursday 31 January 2013 23:17

Well... are they?

Jessj958 19

Friday 1 February 2013 5:59

Beat me to it! I'm surprised it took all the way to 81 for someone to say that. So, OP are they?!

eaglerob 20

Thursday 31 January 2013 23:22

You need to start ordering the pizzas under tmnt names now!

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