Kids: Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out...

By Monika - 05/05/2011 21:04 - United States

Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 00:01 - United States - New York

Today, I caught my half-sister stealing money from her mother's purse. Rather than risk getting in trouble, she told her uber-conservative mother that I've been seeing a girl. So now, I'm grounded for being gay, and she gets off the hook for stealing because she outed me. FML

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By frogdog563 - 01/09/2019 14:00

Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 23:17 - United States

Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML

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By MovingOut - 16/01/2015 01:21 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2015 12:04 - United States - Camden

Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML

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Rebellion

By Anonymous - 18/12/2021 04:59 - Panama - Cuba

Today, my sister and I are never allowed to go out, and by out I mean even open the front door. Last night, I snuck outside. What did I do in my rare act of rebellion? I cut the grass. FML

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By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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Friday 6 May 2011 1:13

OP's dad has failed in parenting.........

ColdplaySucks 18

Friday 6 May 2011 3:07

Punch her in the face so that the bruise can distinguish her from you.

Comments

chino627 0

Friday 6 May 2011 2:31

damn that really sucks

ArmyGTO 0

Friday 6 May 2011 2:32

That's awesome! You should be taking advantage of that more often!

jakeisawake 3

Friday 6 May 2011 2:34

Your device should also be able to pop up with a name for the owner of the penis. That way dads know whose ass to lick.

jakeisawake 3

Friday 6 May 2011 2:37

*Kick. Oh damn, how that letter slip brings a whole new meaning to my comment.

FMLephant 2

Friday 6 May 2011 2:40

Your first comment doesn't work well with the pic dude. But it's funny as hell.

sept29 0

Friday 6 May 2011 2:40

thats really ****** up?

Just_ol_Kole 0

Friday 6 May 2011 4:57

that about sums it all up, either that or the dad is just SUPER lazy ha

kaitthegreat 0

Friday 6 May 2011 2:42

that's a bunch of bullshit ! I'd still do whatever ( :

MrGold 0

Friday 6 May 2011 10:10

tig o Bitties :)

jakeisawake 3

Friday 6 May 2011 2:43

Ha, yeah. It's my surprised face for when some dad comes snooping around my ass. I can't say I was prepared for what happened next.

SpectSelf 0

Friday 6 May 2011 2:44

get back at her by having sex with her boyfriend while pretending to be her lol

TheDrifter 23

Friday 6 May 2011 5:50

No, set up dates for places her and her boyfriend are going and then ditch and watch the excitement as your piece of random from online thinks someone is snaking his date.

KVKdragon 26

Friday 6 May 2011 2:53

yeah, if I were in that situation, I wouldn't care what the punishment was, I'd completely ignore it. I'd do whatever it takes to have my way in an unfair situation like this. it's just not right for you to be punished for nothing. also, don't you and your twin have cell phones? maybe your dad would be able to tell the difference by calling both of your cell phones. and even if you switched them with the other twin, he'd still be able to tell since he could ask you questions on when he last called or texted you without letting you look at your phone.

KVKdragon 26

Friday 6 May 2011 2:59

and while you answer, he could look at the call history on the phone. if you got it right, that means it's confirmed that you're the twin that did nothing wrong. he could also make random calls at recent times to your cell to make sure the misbehaving twin doesn't try to memorize what's on your phone and get out of the house.