Kids: Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking...

By Anonymous - 03/09/2013 04:13 - United States - Woburn

Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML

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By razzmataz - 28/01/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

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By Colby - 15/11/2013 16:59 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML

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By mandybar15 - 14/12/2012 23:52 - United States - Norman

Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML

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By mylifeblows - 19/08/2010 06:15 - United States

Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML

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Shame! Shame!

By Anonymous - 05/03/2022 12:00

Today, my daughter is so out of touch with anything not related to her phone and her social popularity that she doesn't know who Hitler was. I had to show her on YouTube, and while we aren't religious anymore, we are a Jewish family so this is an extra level of parental shame for me. FML

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Learning

By dummy - 11/07/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, while babysitting a five year-old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

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By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

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By oliveoyl - 23/07/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, my husband, who is in the Navy, had a couple of his sailor friends over to hang out. The stereotype about their swearing is true. My two year old now won't stop saying "Fuck." FML

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Game of Thrones 2: Pig in the City

By GOT not for me - 15/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I found out my ex lets our kids watch Game of Thrones during his weekend visits. Our kids are 8 and 6. FML

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By imarriedanaxemurderer - 18/06/2013 05:01 - United States - Joliet

Today, my husband was in our newborn's room, holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor, because I overheard him say, "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML

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Tuesday 3 September 2013 11:36

Hey, it's a nice story to tell his friends when he's older.

Typicall 21

Tuesday 3 September 2013 11:40

Well isn't that cute ...

Comments

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Wednesday 4 September 2013 4:24

I find it weird that a kid was suspended for 'molding his poptart into a gun' and kids were offered something like THERAPY for the 'incident. ' Yet, I doubt your son got suspended for.saying something that could be picked up by other kids. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

hynriech_lord 8

Wednesday 4 September 2013 5:09

You don't let him watch the kid anymore do you

justme_79 14

Wednesday 4 September 2013 8:33

At least he used it in context

megstiel 16

Wednesday 4 September 2013 15:12

Mhmm I love **** nomnomnomnom.

LONERANGER44 11

Wednesday 4 September 2013 17:34

Breaking Bad is an amazing show. Be proud.

Loon007ninja 1

Friday 6 September 2013 23:10

This get funnier the more I read it.

thejokerwins18 2

Saturday 7 September 2013 21:11

At least your son has a good taste in tv shows.

jimmywithsalt 19

Monday 9 September 2013 23:43

I'd be thankful your husband wasn't making him watch some POS reality show. Your son is being exposed to good television at least..

xThatOneWeirdGuy 18

Tuesday 10 September 2013 3:33

What a funny story to tell when he's older. XD I hope you explained to him the meaning of what he said, though and why it isn't okay instead of just punishing him and yelling at your husband.