Intimacy: Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies... - FML

By HappyGirl - 28/10/2008 15:57 - France

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Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

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By nerd_man01 - 10/07/2009 19:20 - United States

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Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML

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By epistaxis - 29/01/2009 02:31 - Australia

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Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 17:04 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML

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By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

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Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 07:14 - United States

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Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

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By ShardsOfShame - 26/08/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML

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By NVP - 18/01/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

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By facepalming all the way - 19/07/2015 06:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 16:51 - Canada - Galt

Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML

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Kulawend 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 7:46

lima oscar sierra echo romeo

reaper239 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 19:06

actually that would be: golf echo november india uniform sierra in the phonetic alphabet

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Im_your_destiny 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 23:53

#12 Yes. You are right.

Kulawend 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 7:46

lima oscar sierra echo romeo

SnickerVonBicker 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 14:10

good emus nicely impregnate ugly snails

reaper239 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 19:06

actually that would be: golf echo november india uniform sierra in the phonetic alphabet

starberries 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 2:24

#77 wasn't using the phonetic alphabet, he was making a joke, you moron.

trippincccs 0

Monday 6 December 2010 8:33

WTF

gigity 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 3:26

wouldn't that be the army alphabet?

KiwiDingo 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 1:54

the army uses the phonetic alphabet genius -.-

lucy331 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 6:20

Pens Eat Nice Igloo Sandwiches :D

Boomi 38

Tuesday 13 September 2016 5:41

When a kid knows more than you.

Mathusse 14

Thursday 22 September 2016 22:20

Actually, the phonetic alphabet is technically the NATO phonetic alphabet, since it was developed by NATO

Jonny005 0

Friday 20 February 2009 9:59

That's how I read it too, lol

Screamllama 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 16:45

Did you two have sex? Thats totally how you worded it...wtf?

blueyedgrl0108 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:37

yeah, you need to reword that...it sounds like you guys had sex. but my little sister told me the facts of life too, she said that people don't just have sex to make babies hahaha. she's 9, and i told her nothing.

B_Tenor 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:08

retard

gruffharries 1

Thursday 22 March 2012 7:27

Comment Moderated.

jackyboy_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:38

thats just funny, but does it beat a friends lil sister telling you how to have sex, she is 8 and she started screaming sex on the beech

skierguy 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:05

Does this imply that you didn't know how babies are made at 15? Even if you don't have sex ed in your schools (which seems unlikely), surely you would have picked it up somewhere?

staymintyfresh 13

Monday 26 March 2012 2:58

I don't have sex Ed in my schools but like who the hell actually learns about sex for the first time in sex Ed? You just pick things up.

xx_hayleyy 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 4:21

15...and you didn't know?

rictumsempra_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 23:33

... Did you really have to word it like that?! It sounds like you performed incest with your little brother! Or did you seriously o.0

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