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By Lace - 23/08/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2015 07:21 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML

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Bye, dipshit

By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 23:02 - United States - Merrimack

Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML

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By RachelMc - 12/12/2022 21:00

Today, my husband of 4 years announced that he doesn’t love me anymore and that he’s leaving me for his coworker who he met 2 months ago. I helped him find that job. It’s like I aided in the destruction of my own marriage. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 18:00

Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML

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By anonymous - 24/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML

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By Tree - 30/07/2010 11:34 - France

Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML

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By ZaraAce - 15/04/2011 11:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 18:16 - United Kingdom - New Malden

Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML

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Money first

By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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deaper 16

Monday 23 August 2010 12:27

yeah I say you **** up his finances real bad then leave his ass!

kitty5399 0

Monday 23 August 2010 12:16

So move on obviously He doesn't care about your feelings. Get a divorce.

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RVCA_fml 0

Monday 23 August 2010 19:56

ouch. well... it's easy for me to say, but , go get urs

preciouslily 0

Monday 23 August 2010 22:19

what an idiot.. he's your husband and doesn't even know your name?

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 23 August 2010 22:51

Reading comprehension needs work.

sankagirl36 0

Monday 23 August 2010 23:11

kick his ass to the curb!!! let him **** up his finances!!

RVCA_fml 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 1:04

hang in there. emotional pain is the worst pain.

bonnienclyde 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 2:46

umm goodbye he's a grown man find someone that loves you for you.

Christopher08 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 2:56

shit come and take care of me and my finances too

gypsyblue 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 3:15

Separate your finances and run him into debt, that'd teach him.

allanisj 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 3:40

Divorce the asshole, take half of everything he owns, demand alimony and get yourself a boyfriend half his age. Your life won't suck. His life will.

eldiablo2196 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 3:45

divorce time

litangel79 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 4:31

divorce the bastard!

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Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML

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Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML

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Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML

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Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

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