Intimacy: Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that...

By Ceej - 28/10/2012 04:06 - United States - Grand Haven

Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML

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By can’t sleep - 17/06/2020 17:04

Today, and for the fourth time in a week, my 60-year-old neighbors have woken me up by having obnoxiously loud sex. Complete with over the top moaning and the headboard smashing against our shared wall. When I asked them nicely to quiet down, they laughed and called me jealous. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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By GrossedOutKary - 19/05/2010 19:20 - Puerto Rico

Today, after finally moving into a better neighborhood, my family and I were greeted by the elderly couple who live window to window to us. How? By hearing them have sex loudly and then praying for forgiveness even louder. Welcome to the neighborhood! FML

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By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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By unsatisfied - 29/11/2010 12:13 - Australia

Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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By holler - 15/09/2011 04:22 - Japan

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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ruabadfishtoo 0

Sunday 28 October 2012 13:37

Well, at least your neighbours were humorous about it. Still, invest in soundproof walls.

KingDingALing 9

Sunday 28 October 2012 13:43

Toss him a packet of Viagra and say "Now you can re-live those days."

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lambda_fml 40

Monday 29 October 2012 5:52

That turns me on. Is that normal?

chaylea 19

Wednesday 28 October 2015 20:42

Jesus forgive me of my sins.

ittybitttyme 8

Monday 29 October 2012 6:45

Hahahahahahahaha your neighbors.... Too funny

Hahaha_Haha_Haha 7

Monday 29 October 2012 7:13

Ah, kids are so adorable when they're embarrassed. Don't worry, your skin will toughen up as you get older.

dunebro 15

Monday 29 October 2012 14:20

That's so sweet.

noisebox 1

Monday 29 October 2012 20:13

Maybe you guys can have a foursome and let the old guy have a blast from the past...

herponi 2

Monday 29 October 2012 21:45

Geeze have consideration and quiet it down

needsagf14 12

Monday 5 November 2012 5:49

Never. Going. To. Unread. This.

chaylea 19

Wednesday 28 October 2015 20:41

I actually think it's sweet that they have a healthy relationship between each other. (The Elderly Couple)

T1A2Z3 34

Wednesday 21 March 2018 1:10

They didn't tell you to stop; -)

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Same thing different taste

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Nice place!

Thin walls

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