By Ceej - 28/10/2012 04:06 - United States - Grand Haven

Spicy
Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 896
You deserved it 7 058

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ruabadfishtoo 0

Well, at least your neighbours were humorous about it. Still, invest in soundproof walls.

KingDingALing 9

Toss him a packet of Viagra and say "Now you can re-live those days."

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The joke is on you - his wife's name isn't Carol. I bet she beat the shit out of him when they got home.

Maybe one of the people who used to live there before the couple does, was named carol

amandajlucas2015 2

Lol this would really be an FML if the couple supposedly making all this noise hadn't had sex in months

perdix 29

Wifeswap!!!! Doesn't Carol deserve another chance to make those sounds for old times' sake?

They can hear you from their house? Don't worry about it, if she's that loud then you're doing it right.

Or she's faking it.... Which is probably much more likely.

Just because they said they could hear it doesn't mean they were complaining, keep up the good work OP ;D

TrollingStalker 16

Yes, because only people in Michigan have sex. I'm a bit confused at to what the rest of us are doing, though, if we apparently don't participate in intercourse.

I guess voyeurism comes in all forms. :P

perdix 29

The old people are engaging in "auditeurism." These people drive the phone sex conference call industry!

I think that old man sounds adorable. OP, take it as a sign that you will have a marriage like theirs; long, happy, and full of great sex.