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  MrBoredGuy  |  1

Maybe he calls his dick "his baby dragon" That's what I do

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  EvilPotato  |  14

MeBoredMan I am worried for you. Your husbands a boss, he's got his priorities first.

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  murlocholmes  |  5

You guys don't understand... He was indirectly trying to tell OP that he's great father material and that he's ready to have his own ki... OMFG MY DRAGON EGG IS HATCHING!!!

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  Keyman1212  |  14

If I were OP, I'd make it very clear that he is welcome to Fap to his baby dragon, because I wouldn't be putting out anytime soon after he pulled that shit.

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

I just tripped and almost fell with my phone in my hand and the app up, when I stood up the first comment was typed in a comment box as though I'd typed it. Can anyone explain this? I'm rather confused

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  Palirose  |  22

Something tells me he was playing the app DragonVale.....how do I know? Because I pretty much do the same thing her husband does. -.- im fail. Yes I know.

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

No you may not have any, there is a minimum requirement of IQ points, specifically 5, which you do not meet. Thank you for trying now please leave, or I will taser you :)

By  bballsoccerrocks  |  7

iPad always is bad? Maybe you should have put it away. He is really stupid. Sorry OP

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  tona01  |  16

133 are you pulling a chantelownz? And by chantelownz you mean putting excuses to cover your own stupidity, thus making you look worse. Because i don't see how your "joke" is related in any way to the FML.

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