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By mrs.nerd - 23/10/2011 12:38 - United States

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

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By sasquatch21 - 21/02/2010 13:36 - Bahrain

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By Phoebe - 18/07/2009 08:15 - Singapore

Today, my husband and I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' and went over to his laptop. Wondering what that meant, I peered over at his laptop. It turns out hunting for mice on Facebook is more important than procreating. FML

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By demk - 20/08/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

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By Dildno - 10/12/2016 08:48 - United States - Worcester

Today, I was using my iPad for a presentation. I locked it and left it connected to the projector while I prepared to present. When I turned around to begin, I realized there had been a push notification from Groupon asking if I was still interested in a dildo. FML

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By BellinaNico - 25/05/2013 04:40 - United States - Mcdonough

Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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chickenwalrus 14

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:18

Baby dragon > sex?

stfu_bam 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:19

Uh hello! We gotta take care of our dragons! Psh people these days just don't understand. Side note - What level is he on?

Comments

SilverInGray 25

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:22

Sometimes you just have to take care of the little ones first.

Crlnprz 11

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:22

Dress up as a baby dragon and get him 2 take care of you.

Awesome_Guy2468 0

Monday 24 October 2011 13:56

Lol

resultsmayvary 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:23

Must be an awesome game... Or maybe you're a lousy lay! Or both...

somewizdom 15

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:23

He would make a great father to your children.

SteveTonyY 3

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:15

Judging by the FML, they'll never have any.

Cat_Daniels 6

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:45

FYL Mrs.Nerd..... Any way I was just gonna say that!!!! ^^^^ any way I hope you can create an account on that app and then make your dragon have sex whith his... O.o