Miscellaneous: Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by...

By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 01:21 - United States

Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by a Wax Museum and in front of the museum there was a bench with a very realistic wax man sitting on it. I got very close to his face and yelled over to my husband how realistic the wax man looked. Just then, he coughed. FML

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Today, I decided to surprise my husband in the shower. I got in and we were talking and goofing around and I stuck out my chest and sucked in my stomach being stupid, and my husband said, "Wait! Do it again! That's how you looked when I first met you." FML

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By helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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By becca1417 - 01/09/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

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By wtf did he do - 19/07/2015 09:02 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

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By Breanne - 14/07/2011 15:25 - Canada

Today, at work, a regular started talking to me. Subject of choice? His overwhelming amount of earwax. Apparently he'd like to make a candle out of it once he goes to the doctor to get it removed. FML

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By badcomparison - 18/12/2016 07:02 - United States - Warrensburg

Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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Sunday 14 February 2010 9:23

Because she's a dumb ass and embarrassed herself, you dumb ass.

Just_Me_143 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:24

hey, I did that when I was younger at a way museum. except I went behind the so called 'statue' and dropped coins in her open hand... then she turned around and I ran like hell

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cliter_dick 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 11:48

that's actually really really funny!!! haha tht just made my day! thanks

Tripout 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 11:52

odbalt Ima have to say YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE, reason being, your hating on snickerdoodles...YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HER XD

Tripout 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 11:57

snickerdoodles...do you look up to Velma??? Is she your idol??? >;) P.S.: I'm not makin fun of you -_-

Ferney 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:02

Bahaha, that's something i would do :')

iamelrebel 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:02

you guys realize that this is the Internet, right? it's kind of dumb to be arguing over something somebody wrote on a website, because it doesn't even affect you.

peskoly 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:23

tripout... get a life...

rider12 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:32

loser and you would of realised

louisstephen 8

Sunday 14 February 2010 13:18

hahahahaha!! are u blond?

noboundary 9

Sunday 14 February 2010 14:52

dude.*sniffles* that was beautiful!

Mauskau 35

Sunday 14 February 2010 15:09

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Favourited! This is something I totally would've done XD