Animals: Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way...

By mishyb - 28/07/2013 04:28 - United States - Englewood

Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 15:23 - United States - Austin

Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML

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By livinproof - 10/12/2018 13:30

Today, not only did my horse step on my foot & refuse to move, he also took the opportunity to crap on my other foot while I was incapable of moving. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2013 09:06 - United States

Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML

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By electricpuddle - 25/04/2011 01:11

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 14:26 - United States

Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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By wellthen - 12/07/2016 21:35 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I was at a rodeo warming up while my mom unnecessarily bragged about my training skills to a client. My horse then threw me into a gate at a full gallop, in front of everyone. That was the first time he'd ever misbehaved. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 23:31 - United States - Annandale

Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML

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By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 04:29 - United States - Bentonville

Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML

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Sunday 28 July 2013 12:21

Maybe he was just actually a very polite horse and was trying to carry you as far away from the smell as possible.

Ritchie1 7

Sunday 28 July 2013 12:10

I guess you could call it A night-mare

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goth_pixie 15

Monday 29 July 2013 2:58

Probably did that on purpose. Maybe he thought you were the one who farted on him

AzWolf 5

Monday 29 July 2013 3:22

How can a horse fart and scare itself? I've been around a lot of horses that fart (it's common) but none have ever seemed scared? Sorry it happened.

jsp16 24

Monday 29 July 2013 3:39

Happens when i take a dump ...

firstbasemaster 15

Monday 29 July 2013 4:15

Sounds like your day was full of shit

doodlebug33 20

Monday 29 July 2013 12:35

Neigh-sayers all around

amisenho 11

Monday 29 July 2013 16:48

If it gets spooked by its own farts, I'd hate to see what its reaction is when it's defecating.

Jasmeent11 15

Monday 29 July 2013 19:27

Your horse farted because it got scared, it didn't get scared because it farted.

RavenZea 6

Monday 29 July 2013 19:31

At least the horse pays attention to its surroundings....

Funnyguyproblems 1

Tuesday 30 July 2013 7:14

Mimitrixie 11

Tuesday 30 July 2013 13:04

I'm so sorry but I'm laughing so much!

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