How?.... Literally what the heck were you doing? Were you literally "penetrating" the banjo through the strings for friction? I don't kink shame, but you asked for that one.

Wtf were you doing with that poor banjo?? …or is “banjo string” like a “g string”?

Cue up the music from "Deliverance." If he refers to his dick as a banjo string, he has lots of troubles down there.

Condolences for your pain. Masturbation shouldn't cause injury. You should consult your doctor about how to prevent this in the future. They have undoubtedly seen weirder shit.

What the hell does that even mean?

I don’t understand what I just read

I hear you, dude. One time I smashed my guitar while wanking. Had to buy a whole new one.

Your poor banjo. I always keep extra strings around for just such emergencies,

Oh I just looked up what that is (unfortunately). Just go ahead and complete the circumcision, it's really not that bad.

I think I need an explanation