By Skyra - 02/03/2012 21:06 - Portugal

Today, my hatred for IKEA reignited when I rammed my knee into my hotel bathroom's plexiglass counter top while I was drying myself off. Their interior designer must have have been suffering brain damage when she matched everything with the floor tiles. FML
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Skyra_fml 9

To the people that keep having a hissy fit about me hating IKEA — deal with it. It's a matter of personal taste and I happen to dislike not only the design of their pieces but also the quality of their furniture; which is rubbish. You like it? Fine, whatever. I couldn't care less. I don't like it and I'm not changing my mind just because you think I should like it. And, again, personally, to me, IKEA is overrated. With that in mind, please feel free to hate me, or my furniture preferences, as much as you like; I'll be here in my little country having a life.

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Euphorically 14

Oh please, like you hurting your knee wasn't your own fault.

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ifoundalaska 11

Ikea is awesome

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yahoowizard 16

Let's take OP out to go play hide and seek in there

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1crabbygirl 10

Ikea is semi-disposable...and not a green company at all.

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snator 0

Big time!!!!!!! I luv them!

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bargarlm 2

Someone's in a bad mood..... Ikea's the shit man.

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dkhehra88 5

So must hav ur doctor wen he sed ur vision was 20/20

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dcg1375 7

After painstakingly trying to read your comment I think you must've suffered brain damage too.

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DocBastard 38

*feeds comment through Idiot-English Translation Engine* *whir* *BZZZZ* *click* *DING!* "So must have your optometrist when he said your vision was 20/20. I typed this with my nose after snorting shrooms." You're welcome.

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dcg1375 7

Thank god for the IETE!! We need more of these machines. I say you patent it and make many more!! Would make my life so much easier. Until then I may call on you from time to time to translate. Would that be ok?

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coried91 28

Go study a dictionary to find the correct spelling for all of those words and then retype your comment in the normal English we all know and love. That gave me a ******* headache

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HonestTruth 5

I Know Everything's Awful

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joylee23 0

That sucks and it's probably not a room for the slower people lol just saying I'm one of the few lol

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b0ngs 7

What the actual Duck?! *quack*

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iFizzgig 11

Aaaaand it's duck season! Anytime you see a picture of someone doing the duckface comment on it with "BANG!" happy hunting!

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ctlnaaia71 8

Huh? I think this is the most stupid FML I've ever read. ikea, hotel, plexiglass, tiles... wtf?

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ctlnaaia71 8

Huh? I think this is the most stupid FML I've ever read. ikea, hotel, plexiglass, tiles... wtf?

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