By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML
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IAmzephyr 22

Your girlfriend is satan.

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ukeandfoodislife 19

I don't understand why she would do that... Like I understand that was a joke, but it's just asking for trouble.

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Ihavegas 22

mom: son you did that already when i gave birth to you

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vikky538 28

When you text dont you check previous texts on screen... I always check that to make sure

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Xion0014 20

I wonder what the mothers reply was.

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Geewhiz17 2

Why? Why would she do something like that? I find it immature and stupid, good luck with that

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cyberI7 13

Op, It's fine. I am sure there may be some awkward moments, but this will all be old news soon.

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sarcasmwins 24

That's embarrassing as ****. WIFE HER :D

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foxmatrix15 8

Do what you said put her in a wheelchair for weeks.

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