Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap...

By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

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Same thing different taste

Just a prank, bro!

By ilovemymomma - 26/05/2012 07:15 - United States - Hereford

Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML

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Deep fake

By ohtheshame - 02/05/2011 08:34

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

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By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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By masterzach21 - 22/01/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML

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Tactical nuke

By not getting laid - 13/10/2013 14:38 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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Big awkward

By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for 3 minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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Unwanted guest

By MMM - 21/01/2014 23:26 - United States - Saco

Today, my plans for having sex with my girlfriend were thwarted for the sixth time in a row by my own mother. I found out later that she's been reading my texts so she knew when to drop by and ruin everything. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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IAmzephyr 22

Sunday 19 July 2015 19:07

Your girlfriend is satan.

ukeandfoodislife 19

Sunday 19 July 2015 19:08

I don't understand why she would do that... Like I understand that was a joke, but it's just asking for trouble.

Comments

guttedbrit 26

Sunday 19 July 2015 23:30

wouldn't you notice from the previous messages that it wasn't her? or is it just me that sees stuff like that? :')

ChristinePi 36

Sunday 19 July 2015 23:33

I read that as her mom not your mom. That sounded a lot more interesting then lol. Sorry about that OP!

laurellkawes 31

Monday 20 July 2015 1:54

I would have found it hilarious if it was her mom, but since it's his mom it makes it worse and so awkward for him. I feel so bad for him

saffy66 34

Sunday 19 July 2015 23:44

How embarrassing and humiliating. That's so immature - if a guy did something similar to me I'd dump him, not marry him like everyone seems to be suggesting OP does with this stupid brain dead girl.

chaseafterwind82 29

Monday 20 July 2015 0:04

KEEPER!

chaseafterwind82 29

Monday 20 July 2015 0:06

I just laughed so hard I had an out of body experience!

arrowgold 19

Monday 20 July 2015 0:13

Time to strike back with a prank of your own...

Dr_Lily_fml 17

Monday 20 July 2015 0:50

Okay I'm the only one to say that, but really, what you wrote "I'm going to **** you so hard you won't walk straight for days" is completely unsexy and creepy in my opinion! It's okay to tease and sext but ouch, this would be a huuuge turn-off haha. Plus, you'd have to keep that promise. She may walk just fine and you'd look like a failure :p

limabeans101029 20

Monday 20 July 2015 2:11

Idk, I think I'd enjoy it in the right situation. Everyone likes different things.

SneezyBear 27

Monday 20 July 2015 14:03

#83 some people love it rough, some people don't. Different strokes for different folks. I'm sure OP knows his gf well enough to know what she likes and what she doesn't.