By username - 19/05/2015 06:45 - United Kingdom - Leatherhead

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Today, my girlfriend suggested we start using a safe word during sex - not because we're into BDSM or anything like that, it's just in case she gets bored and wants me to stop. FML
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quickit 24

Try some new things out; ask her what she wants.

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DreadedSamurai 17

I think the yawning should be enough OP. FYL

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Space_Teddy 29

Maybe you should try bdsm, perhaps she won't be bored anymore then haha

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OysterPearls 33

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me"

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bdsmslave 18

You actually have a point. People always think BDSM is only about pain. It can be very sensual. There is a huge sensual side. Candle wax, bondage, sensory deprivation, knife play (as horrible as it sounds, just trust me on this one)... I promise you if you do it right she will never get bored again.

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NamesIncognita 15

yeah...no. Terrifying things are terryfing

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pleasedie 22

She sure is subtle

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jbtheone_fml 5

Get behind her and call her a different name saying she feels good. See the excitement then.

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xxXadza58Xxx 12

Deprive her of sex , she wants you more than ever, problem solved.(joking by the way)

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Geckosrock99 33

Use the silliest word you can think of as your safe word. Then you'll be laughing too hard to care if you finished or not.

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worldclassrager 39

She could buy a mini stop sign...I think that would get the point across...better yet a do not enter sign...

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abNormal62 23

Go with snoring..... It's simple and direct and it clearly communicates she lost interest

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Mobetta_2300 22

Maybe try something other than the the usual.

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writerchic85 25

How about "stop". That's a pretty safe word.

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