When nature calls

By Andrew Williams - 11/12/2020 14:01

Today, as I was walking to go look at Christmas lights in my neighborhood, I really had to go number two. I called my dad to come and pick me up. I couldn’t hold it in much longer, so I took a crap in the sewer in the street. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 33

******** on Pennywise is not a bad thing. Unless it was the band. In which case you'd better apologize.

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Bogrbon 27

Storm drains generally are not septic sewers. They generally go straight to waterways without the rigorous water treatment you'd get in a septic sewer. You'd have been better off to shit on the grass and pick it up with a bag like we do with dogs. Of course if it was the runs, then you're screwed no matter what.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

******** on Pennywise is not a bad thing. Unless it was the band. In which case you'd better apologize.

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Ellimac21 14

To your defenses, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Nice of you to do it on a sewer drain, it'll be washed away during the next rain.

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Bogrbon 27

Storm drains generally are not septic sewers. They generally go straight to waterways without the rigorous water treatment you'd get in a septic sewer. You'd have been better off to shit on the grass and pick it up with a bag like we do with dogs. Of course if it was the runs, then you're screwed no matter what.

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Ellimac21 14

Actually it depends where you live and how old the sewers are. Most of them actually are what is called 'combined' system, where everything (wastewater + rain) goes to the same place. The 'separate' systems are in areas with new properties, new roads etc. or in small areas where flooding problems have lead the Council/State to remove the existing system and put a new one, which is super expensive. But yeah sure taking a dumpon a gully and leaving it there is not ideal.

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spinspinsugar 12

I mean, that's where it ends up. you just took out the middle man.

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bobsanction 18

Well, at least you didn't leave it right in the street.

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