By Merdoc - 03/02/2009 17:22 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend's guinea pig managed to go down her shirt. I have been dating her for 3 weeks and I haven't even kissed her yet. FML
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l33tm0nk3y 0

All you people making fun of the OP for not kissing this girl despite having dated for 3 weeks...you're really the most immature ones here. If you think the physical stuff is what matters in a relationship, I'd love to see how your marriages work out. You want to know why so many marriages fail these days? Because so many people try to build them on a foundation of superficial infatuation and physical "intimacy," rather than a deeper emotional and psychological connection. Seriously, quit acting like hormone-flooded 15-year-olds and grow up. That being said...how exactly is this an FML? Okay, so the guinea pig went down her shirt...so what? Animals do stuff like that. I fail to see how this is a bad thing for you, nor how exactly it relates to the fact of dating for 3 weeks without kissing.

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ChaosChild 0

Really? Are you jealous of a creature with a 3-5 year life span that eats its young? Really dude if you want to kiss her then kiss her, start with her cheek if you're that nervous.

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so_effed_up 0

Yeah, that kinda suck, #47. I'm sorry. Don't worry, I'm a coward too. Maybe not as far as the psychiatrist thing, but it's pretty bad. I have competition with my girlfriend's dog -_-

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genius_man16 0

what, so the girl can't be the one who initiates the first kiss? Your friends pathetic social morals make me rage a little. And by "little" i mean a lot.

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crazycelt72 0

...then shes not your girlfriend yet you dumbass

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iFruit 0

At first I thought it said 3 years...

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rositaborracha18 0

she probably dosn't have the balls for it or something

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ihavebadluckx5 0

aw that's cute. don't listen to anyone saying bad things about you not kissing her yet. my first love waited over a month to kiss me.

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dabeachbum 0

hahahah wow im 13 and i kissed my bf on the 2nd date :P but just keep trying maybe she has trust issues or shes nervous or something? just try kissing her and see what happens.. :-* kissy kissy

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dvs01 0

Don't you know the rules? No dating until after sex

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cerabear_416 0

this kid i know chris is dating my friend taylor. i doubt he's kissed her yet either. haha

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fir3d3m0n1 0

lol don't ask why but i lol'ed at your typo "fiend that happened to be a girl"

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