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By Anonymous / Saturday 13 July 2013 21:39 / United States - Salinas
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  AboveAll04  |  14

sow her mouth shut so she can't suck anymore dick lol :)

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  timelessone  |  16

the human centipede!

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  fishstick557  |  14

I hope you dumped her. Just think, now you don't have to waste any more money on someone so ignorant and insensitive. She'll realize it too considering you have such a great job. Surgeon's an awesome job man.

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  ShyAnn29  |  14

46, I'm sorry but I'm sure you meant sew. You all are a bad influence, I'm normally not a grammar nazi!

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  threer  |  30

46: Yeah, you don't have problems at all... ((*sew*))

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  Cazz91  |  21

Even if OP could stitch her mouth shut that still will not prevent her from using two other holes and maybe a hand to cheat with. Just saying.

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  ughfmltears  |  12

Although I have no respect for sluts I cannot after that she is an idiot if anything she is very smart... C'mon who else can day they are dating a surgeon all while fucking around with other guys without the surgeon bf doing anything about it? You swear it's the first time it happens nor will it be the last because he's not gonna do anything about it!!! Why even date a girl like that, might as well not have a gg!! But sounds like he's stupidly in lust!!

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  emilyjgraham  |  34

74, after spending about 5 minutes trying to work out what you were saying, I think I got it... Are you saying that OP is too stupid to realise he's being cheated on? If the girl is devious enough she'll easily lie her way through the days. I almost think it's probably easier to do so when your boyfriend is a surgeon because he probably works long hours and you have time to get a story together and get "clean" before you are confronted.

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  Booda_Shun  |  28

who leaves a SURGEON? Forget the money, there's status as well!

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  TheAuditor  |  4

#48: That's so true, yet I don't understand why everyone shells out so much money for high maintenance girls. I mean basics are okay, and gifts around holidays, but she doesn't need damn jewelry every week or a pet every year or some shit! For example, my brother spent probably a total of a 1000+ in like, a few months! And all that money he lost instantly when he found out she was cheating. I've never spent that much on a girl and most of them didn't complain, and the ones that did, didn't work out cus I can't afford that being 15, no job (not much hiring 15 y/os), lower class, etc. I just don't get it. Shouldn't He/she be enough, not the damn objects?! ...Fuck.

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  emilyjgraham  |  34

I personally feel she doesn't really want it to work. Revenge can be something tiny such as standing him up on the next date night not opening her legs! Although the fact that she knows he's a surgeon and had to go on call, well that just makes it bloody ridiculous that she wanted revenge!

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  Metallica36176  |  16

I agree with all of you. And I personally wouldn't want to work things out because I firmly believe once a cheater, always a cheater. Not to mention if they do work it out she's going to be paranoid thinking that you'll cheat on her (brief description) where shes done it. Then you'll have to worry about her cheating again for every little thing like 79 said...

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  Virtual_BS  |  13

Once a cheater, always a cheater. (edit: dammit, 83 beat me to it) If she cheated on him that easily, it will probably happen many, many times in the future if they stay together. She's not worth it. People with such low morals deserve to be alone. He'll find someone better, and I hope she never does.

By  cottoncandymango  |  17

I think you meant "ex-girlfriend".

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  Pesticides  |  19

Almost every fml dealing with a relationship has someone comment "I hope you meant ex" at least spice it up with a joke! like "this relationship sure did flatline"

By  GrinchFu1  |  27

If she cheated on you for that, I'd be willing to bet this isn't the first time this has happened. That being said, regardless, make sure it's the last time. You don't wanna stick around to find out what she'll do if you ever forget her birthday or fail to notice she got her hair cut or something!

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  AngrySailor  |  17

The female hair cut is an evil, evil trap. They have a highlight or two touched up and about 1/4" cut off and about $70 later... if us guys don't notice, well holy fuck! Look out!

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  AshleyScruggs  |  14

My bestfriend cuts my hair for free and always does an amazing job. I also either get her or my mom to colour my hair. Not all women are super high maintenance, and not all women pay ridiculous prices on their hair.

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  Joseph980000  |  6

If only I could cut the person who posted such a dumbass statement.

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