By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 21:10 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
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ironichalibut 24

I bet you're pissed. Sorry, I had to FML..

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ironichalibut 24

I bet you're pissed. Sorry, I had to FML..

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ironichalibut 24

They say coffee makes you have to piss, but this time, piss made the coffee?

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FindingYujin 26

He/she'll be urinating someone elses urine. D:

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Bloodjoker 11

If I had a nickel for everytime I drank someone else's pee ^_^..... I'd have way too many nickels :'(

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uniteandfight 9

Comments like this don't get +203 for no reason.

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cottoncandymango 17

How'd it taste? I'd be so pissed off.

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AboveAll04 14

I guess it tasted amazing since he had three cups lol :)

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timelessone 16

Here, have a cup of piss.... I mean Joe. Oh you want more? well of course ;)

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Zack6849 8

A cup of Joe's piss.

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buckerado 19

It's better to be pissed off than getting pissed on...

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mosquito19 14

no wonder everyone in my office brings their own coffee

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liltwistism 12

I doubt your office has the same problem.

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CammyGal 26

Looks like urine a bit off a mess. I'd be pretty pissed off if I were you, were the streams of coffee worth it?

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myusernametaken 3

Dude, it was funny at first with the urine. You took it too far with the 'streams'.

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solus_fml 12

Now his perfect tract record is down the toilet.

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boofgall 16

That's what my works coffee taste like on its own.

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fakedsincerity 32

Might want to see a doctor about your broken palate if you didn't notice. D:

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MakeTodayADTR 20

Hey John, does the coffee taste a little different today? I don't know if I like it or not. I better have two more cups.

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