Love: Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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By kirrby - 12/11/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML

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By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By UnluckyGroom - 09/06/2012 23:04 - United States - East Wenatchee

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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You deserved it 1 184

UnknownUser227 9

Tuesday 29 July 2014 9:05

Sounds like she was engaged in her sleep

Nexoux 18

Tuesday 29 July 2014 9:09

That's not how you do it OP. The trick is to do it while she's conscious.

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Bethxx 6

Tuesday 29 July 2014 15:50

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qwerty585 4

Tuesday 29 July 2014 16:16

That's a keeper

ThepurpleCow 19

Tuesday 29 July 2014 16:18

Get married to her sister, it will be funny at thanksgiving!

elek2008 9

Tuesday 29 July 2014 16:26

A story that can be told to grandkids.

TheBookWyrm 18

Tuesday 29 July 2014 16:32

Is she narcoleptic?

RudderV 10

Tuesday 29 July 2014 18:05

How's that even possible?

dabears1011234 27

Tuesday 29 July 2014 18:51

I dont know what to say

JSmitty_34 14

Tuesday 29 July 2014 18:54

So you proposed during sex?

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 29 July 2014 19:07

Went too long talking? And I guess maybe a congratulations is in order as well

babeababe 16

Tuesday 29 July 2014 19:19

Sounds like you chose the wrong moment to do that sort of thing. Maybe step it up a notch the next time you try!

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