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You know what's really crazy these days? All the pancake choices at IHop. Fucking crazy, they have like 20 different kinds!

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you should just change your status on facebook and leave her a wall post and Also put it as your status up date

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o w o... This was kind of going off on the person above me's comment of how long it took to break up with her. >_< Well, I do agree that they should break up, as she seems to neglect him to the point of falling asleep.

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Celery makes your dick grow. So does lycopene, like the stuff found in fresh tomatoes, but go for Gac fruit instead.

the fuck???? how do you sleep in like 10 seconds? well draw all over her face and write things like we are over you lazy bitch then leave oh and take some of her stuff

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She might have had sleep apnea like my dad , who if he is in the mood to sleep can fall asleep in 30 seconds.

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Erm, sleep apnea is having trouble breathing while you sleep. Maybe your dad has that, but it's not what you described.

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You sir/madam are a true genius but you forgot you have to do it with a sharpie so that way it's perminate and she*ll have trouble getting the ink off.

By  saIty

Slap her real hard while holding a stinky trash bag across her face. Then tell her to take out the trash, cause you're dumping her.

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Okay, I have two problems here. 1. Your comment is dumb and pointless and 2. I don't really like your name. You can't ask someone why they're gay. It's like a gay person asking a straight person why they're straight.

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