Love: Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town,...

By BrokeAndPsst - 12/04/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "happy birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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What do you want from me?

By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 22:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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The reviews are in

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 20:56 - United States

Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her Twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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Give me a break

By anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

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dee3108 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 11:46

straight out dude... you seem like a very nice guy.. who just so happened to be stuck with a hardcore bitch.. dump her and find one that appreciates!

Learning2livelyf 4

Tuesday 12 April 2011 11:46

Sounds like she's not interested in you. Time to move on.

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Daydreamer4466 6

Tuesday 12 April 2011 14:37

Time ditch the bitch. move on my man move on. Good luck 

Krilleee 5

Tuesday 12 April 2011 14:38

dump her bitchy ass!!!

UpsidedownKayak 9

Tuesday 12 April 2011 14:48

Obviously, she doesn't want to be with you but rather than be honest about it, she wants to play games so that you dump her. You need to do just that and this is how you should do it. Take her out to another expensive restaurant, order the most expensive meal, after it arrives tell her you need to use the restroom and leave her there. That's right, make her pay for a meal.

underpaid011 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 14:53

invite her out again to the same place. pick her up so you have the car. order two of the most expensive things on the menu, with appetizers and drinks. when she is busy on the phone, drink it up and feast. then sneak out. leave her ass with the bill. better yet, she will have the bill AND be stranded.

Lizza330 28

Tuesday 12 April 2011 14:57

I think you should talk to her and explain to her that she should at least say thank you, and things like that. If that dosen't work, then you might want to break up with her.

dayytripperr 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 15:13

wow she sounds like a keeper. ha.

Frenchface 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 15:16

why are you even calling her your girlfriend? dump that girl

lilcc86 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 15:17

thats money you could spend on yourself or someone that would appreciate it. dump her via text

Lilmama2Uchickz 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 15:18

Break up with her she'z not worth the money you worked for

Con3030 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 15:18

for real dump her you don't need that there are plenty of fish in the sea and there is someone that will appreciate everything you do just get rid of her