Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough... - FML

By yankeeboy123 - 12/01/2015 05:03 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2022 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By eggman 583 - 13/09/2016 21:12 - United States - Massapequa

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was, "trying to change her." A week ago I asked her to stop talking to the 6 guys that have all previously asked her for nudes. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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Complicated relationship

By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 23:00

Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than 2 hours after, thanks to the 3 different friends that all called me about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom - Buckie

Today, my girlfriend of three months broke up with me. Her reason? I'm "not interesting." I said things that might have led to a conversation, she would say "yeah" to everything. She argued about stuff I said that she didn't like; called my mates cunts; didn't let me have female mates. All her mates are lads. FML

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Wolfparable 22

Monday 12 January 2015 11:16

Wow that's pretty shallow of her. I'd imagine if she's that concerned with other guys while you were dating she would not have been the most loyal girl, you likely are lucky to be free of her.

bombielol 20

Monday 12 January 2015 11:20

what a self absorbed bi*ch, be happy you guys are broke up op

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viper8608 9

Monday 12 January 2015 15:49

dodged a bullet

joshi42 16

Monday 12 January 2015 16:54

Pinnacle of camwhoring.

organolithium_fml 9

Monday 12 January 2015 17:08

Yeaah. probably not a great loss for you mate, cheer up!

alysssssssa 16

Monday 12 January 2015 17:28

wow that's terrible. some girls are just ridiculous and don't deserve to be in relationships.

TeacherTeacher 11

Monday 12 January 2015 17:44

FMLs like this make me wish there was a "Lucky you" button.

MrFluff 9

Monday 12 January 2015 19:16

What's her name? I'll give her a follow.

thes7274473 19

Monday 12 January 2015 19:31

In that case, you don't need her

lyn87 7

Monday 12 January 2015 20:07

She sounds like an unbelievable c***. Look at it this way-u dodged a huge billet.

gatekeeper1993 10

Monday 12 January 2015 22:22

if she needed other guys attention other then yours that badly then maybe she just wasn't right for you.

Frankie1234 9

Monday 12 January 2015 23:03

Wow shallow cow. You deserve better if all she cares about is how many guys like her photos. FYL Op

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