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By iGotSkill - 31/10/2009 01:32 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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You deserved it 5 203

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 969

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 724

By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 18:32 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML

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You deserved it 3 993

By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

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By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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RyeBreadBoy 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 8:14

Well at least you found out now, before she started listening to stock tips from beyond and losing your 401k.

anjyu22 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 9:00

I gotta know... were you?

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MiseryMan 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 19:19

My dead father and I laughed so hard at this FML. It was so funny that I had to summon my dead grandmother so she could get a load of this hilarity!

Reyo 2

Saturday 31 October 2009 19:36

I have one innocent question......was she a fan of twilight?

joHnnycsU 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 20:14

LOL

xtremelifter 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 19:44

a completely bull crap reason

mizanonymous 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 20:07

If i were you, I would be throwing a party because you just dodged a bullet full of crazy!

JorgeM 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 20:25

This. Crazy has no cure.

laughingman 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 21:47

you have to be alive for telepathy to work

darkshadow_fml 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:10

Well. on the bright side Now you arent dating a crazy bitch?

luke_dawg2 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 2:15

good thing you got out of the crazy house. you dont want a crazy chick! haha. or maybe she's crazy fun... hehe

effyouseekay 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 7:51

maybe your girlfriend's the next ghost whisperer?

Gandalf_Baggins 4

Sunday 1 November 2009 17:56

at least it was only an idiot that broke up with you

LejlaSr 0

Monday 2 November 2009 19:38

it you're fault for dating an idiot

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Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

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Today, my husband and I have officially become that couple that has to schedule sex. Between his working, my going back to school, raising kids, doing housework and homework, we just haven’t had time. Last night we tried to be spontaneous and get it on. We both fell asleep. FML

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Today, working night shift at a nursing home, I can tell the difference between the smell of different people's urine. FML

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Today, my recent ex-boyfriend stopped by my house with a well-dressed man. He reached into his pocket and handed me records that "prove" he never cheated on me. Oh, and the man next to him? His lawyer, who gave me a summons to court over payment for the items I smashed when I dumped him. FML

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Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my new car. FML

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Today, at the gas station, the automatic door didn't open when I approached it. I asked the cashier to open it for me, joking that because I'm a redhead, I didn't have a soul and it wouldn't open for me. The cashier freaked and wouldn't let me go until I proved I had a soul. FML

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Today, it was my last day at work. I was offered a better job and accepted. Not wanting to leave my present boss hanging, I asked for time to give notice. While I trained my replacement, the owner at the new job had time to think about how slow the season is, and he decided not to fill the position. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML

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Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

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