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By HomicidalPegasus - 25/05/2014 15:50 - United States - Bethalto

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

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By GirlishMan1883897 - 24/07/2010 10:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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You deserved it 3 569

By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 08:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 174

By skrewedguy - 08/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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You deserved it 6 282

By Sir Vom-a-lot - 14/06/2012 16:28 - United Kingdom - West Drayton

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

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You deserved it 6 608

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:14 - China

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

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ilovemychem 22

Sunday 25 May 2014 18:55

Yuck, maybe shoulda waited till she came out

andiesaur 18

Sunday 25 May 2014 18:55

Guess it's a good thing you're out of the relationship then? That's disgusting.

Comments

more4me 27

Monday 26 May 2014 12:16

The "bloody tampon" breakup . That's a new one!

Lomus 24

Monday 26 May 2014 12:24

I'd say YDI. You don't break up with someone through a bathroom door, full stop.

PizzaDeliveryGrl 19

Monday 26 May 2014 16:42

Revolting. Hopefully you did leave her.

savannabrooks17 12

Monday 26 May 2014 17:56

I'm laughing so hard rn but that's disgusting !

squarecircles 13

Monday 26 May 2014 21:16

Bloody awful way to end a relationship

Musicsthecure 8

Monday 26 May 2014 23:05

I think this is officially my favorite fml.

ZombieSazza 34

Tuesday 27 May 2014 1:46

Wow.. That is utterly disgusting! In the future when you ask yourself if you're sure you made the right decision just remember she threw a used tampon at you!