By whykarma - 26/03/2013 21:17 - United States - Waxhaw

Today, my German Shepherd decided to bark at, then attack, a painted rock. At least I know I'm protected from inanimate objects. FML
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error404n0tf0und 21

keep him away from your pet rock!!

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DrJesse 10

At least you know if that Travelocity bastard tries to kill you,your dog will **** his work up.

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DommeAshlee 11

My dog attacks random plants. They are an odd animal.

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DuRpY 5

Well, I was going to say that a painted rock is sort of out of the ordinary, and that your dog was perhaps simply reacting to something it doesn't see everyday. But then I remembered that dogs see in black and white, so now I have nothing. And then I decided to still go ahead and make a post pointing out the fact that I have nothing constructive whatsoever to add to this particular FML. Not unlike so many others...

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xgetxbentx 13

Actually, dogs can see certain colors. They just don't see them as clearly as humans. Primary colors are the most clear.

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ButterPopcorn 14

I'm pretty sure Goliath would have loved to have your dog when fighting David.

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metalcrazed 21

It's called playing.

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KatjaM 15

Don't feel so bad OP, my dog barks at his own poop sometimes.

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xgetxbentx 13

Perhaps there was a bug you didn't see, but unless he's a trained attack dog, that's not abnormal. Animals attack weird shit.

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Faff 20

your use of commas confuses me, OP.

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helloimclaudia 30

How is this a FML? Your dog was just playing, OP

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TheNewGuy03 28

Sorry to correct you, OP, but it's a German *Shepherd*. In other news, the rocks of this world have much to fear...

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Tavers 19

No, OP's obviously talking about his German Commander Shepard... Geez, people sometimes! Lol

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