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By whykarma - 26/03/2013 21:17 - United States - Waxhaw

Today, my German Shepherd decided to bark at, then attack, a painted rock. At least I know I'm protected from inanimate objects. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 02:07 - United States - Southfield

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML

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By Lizofsmeg - 26/10/2009 16:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML

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By mykhael - 21/08/2013 18:58 - United States - Opelousas

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By stupiddog - 15/04/2014 12:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML

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By Tree - 21/03/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, my dog was about to get hit by a tree branch, so I yelled for him to move. He got mad and started barking at me. And got nailed by the tree branch. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML

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By trgtyo - 18/05/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our livingroom wall with a painted one. Of our German Sheperd. FML

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By panda - 03/03/2011 11:20

Today, the dog went nuts at 3am. I searched the yard with a spotlight and machete. Nothing. He may actually just be an asshole. FML

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error404n0tf0und 21

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:03

keep him away from your pet rock!!

DrJesse 10

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:07

At least you know if that Travelocity bastard tries to kill you,your dog will **** his work up.

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enduriwolf 19

Thursday 28 March 2013 14:23

haha my 6 month old white german shepherd protects me even against trash cans :) someone can be hiding in there hahaha

ccjl11 2

Tuesday 2 April 2013 2:44

Ok, this is not an FML. There is absolutely nothing wrong with your life based on that. If that makes you think your life sucks, you really need to rethink what's important. If I saw my dog do that I would just laugh.

mannyz123 8

Wednesday 3 April 2013 19:35

They tend to do that.. Mine barked at drywall sheets for half an hour

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Wednesday 24 April 2013 14:17

I wonder what was painted on it>.

Quadroblitz 10

Tuesday 16 July 2013 4:27

Maybe it was a rock golem in an infant stage.

misswallflower 8

Saturday 5 October 2013 8:00

Well hey, imagine what will happen when a real intruder comes. If he'll attack a rock, then he'll probably kick an intruders ass.

CaroAurelia 12

Monday 9 February 2015 17:19

I had a Collie (sweet as sugar, but about the least intelligent dog I've ever met, bless his soul) who barked at a statue of St. Francis.

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