Health, Covid, Covidiot and Smoking: Don't engage with these people

Don't engage with these people

By fuck you! - 15/04/2021 05:00

Today, I overheard my mom telling my aunt what an “attention-seeking drama queen” I’ve been lately. All I asked was that she not smoke around me. I’ve had asthma all my life and am currently recovering from Covid. She thinks it’s all a conspiracy, meanwhile I haven’t taken a deep breath in weeks. FML

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Stressed out

By Emily Ann - 08/06/2021 13:59

Today, I overheard my mom, who quit smoking years ago, saying that I am the only person who stresses her out badly enough to want to smoke a cigarette. I have never once tried to stress her out, and in fact I do everything I can to make her life easier. She works in retail. FML

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Trust the science

By Wtf - 29/04/2011 16:09 - Canada

Today, my doctor told me my asthma was being triggered by my dad's smoking. He wrote a note to my dad, asking him to refrain from smoking while around me. My dad took one look at the note, then threw it in the trash, saying the doctor "doesn't know what he's talking about." FML

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NOT NOW!

By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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Call CPS!

By leovaldez - 22/06/2020 20:08

Today, after years of having seasonal allergies and months of having my throat close up, my mom agreed to see a doctor, only to insult me in front of the doctor, saying I just find new ways to make their lives harder and I'm probably making it all up. FML

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Compassion

By Anonymous - 21/05/2020 20:00

Today, my mum screamed that there is nothing wrong with me, after I literally coughed up blood in front of her. This all started over me getting my medications delivered to our house, as I’m not allowed out due to Covid-19 as I’m high risk. FML

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By imobesejk - 17/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

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Just go already!

By i…… - 07/11/2022 14:00

Today, I told my dad to go to the doctor, as he’s been hacking his lungs up every minute for a month, and I've not had a decent night’s sleep since then. He insists he’s not sick, and my mom yelled at me because she sleeps in the same room and is able to sleep through it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2012 03:49 - United States - Moreland

Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML

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Bullseye

By cannabis_this420 - 17/03/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. I was a smartass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML

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By =( - 15/02/2015 14:52 - Australia

Today, once again I tried to convince my dad to stop smoking. And once again, while I was speaking, he lit up a cigarette and smoked until my asthma flared up and I was wheezing so hard that I had to leave the room. FML

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Plop 17

Thursday 15 April 2021 6:56

Don't lie OP, we all know your asthma was planned by the Deep State and the Dems to blame on Trump! #StopTheWheeze

alex_jaguara 31

Thursday 15 April 2021 10:11

She's endangering your life, straight to jail.

Comments

Plop 17

Thursday 15 April 2021 6:56

Don't lie OP, we all know your asthma was planned by the Deep State and the Dems to blame on Trump! #StopTheWheeze

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 15 April 2021 7:48

That's awful! But, couldn't you get some medical documentation to show her? Or does she not believe in doctors either?

rainbowdonnareed 18

Thursday 15 April 2021 8:44

Stay in your room a window open and fans. is there any family that can talk to her or quarantine you

rainbowdonnareed 18

Thursday 15 April 2021 8:45

oh and put a towel blocking the bottom of the door and get a fan

alex_jaguara 31

Thursday 15 April 2021 10:11

She's endangering your life, straight to jail.

Warp1978 15

Friday 16 April 2021 22:34

I know how you feel, I got covid in January last year and the air in my town even in winter was so bad I couldn't breathe right until spring passed and summer arrived and the air pollution spiked and I wheezed myself through into Autum. Bullshit!