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By izkiz - 27/04/2016 22:30 - United States - Lake Orion

Today, my friend is now constantly making "jokes" about self harm and suicide about himself. Why would he joke about such a serious topic? Because he found out my greatest fear is someone I care about committing suicide. He won't stop, despite seeing me reduced to tears from the "jokes". FML

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smallandroid 26

Thursday 28 April 2016 21:28

Sounds like someone you shouldn't care about anymore. I wish people would be a little more understanding about people's fears. :/

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smallandroid 26

Thursday 28 April 2016 21:28

Sounds like someone you shouldn't care about anymore. I wish people would be a little more understanding about people's fears. :/

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