Miscellaneous: Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped...

By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 03:28 - Canada

Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said, "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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zee209 0

Monday 11 May 2009 12:12

Well, it is kind of rude to interrupt the movie for other people. I know I would get made if the movie I pair for suddenly stopped in the middle so some guy I don't know could propose.

wake_junkie 0

Monday 11 May 2009 12:19

Who would even think of interrupting a movie to propose? Dumbest idea ever. Plus getting down on one knee in a movie theater? Ewwwwwwww. Those floors are nasty.

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samiams00 0

Monday 11 May 2009 20:18

So if I said I wanted to propose at a Taylor Swift concert, you jerks wouldn't let me? You honestly can't give a person a few minutes of your life? You people are selfish

jakkal 0

Monday 11 May 2009 20:19

To #114 (dftba): No, it's not like pressing pause on a movie at home. It's like some stranger walking into your house and pressing pause on YOUR movie to show you something you may or may not be interested in, after you paid $10.50 to rent that movie plus whatever you paid for your snacks (also, keep in mind this is a movie you're pretty psyched about, seeing as how you paid so much to watch it). That would be a bit more accurate. If you welcome this sort of thing, good for you. But you're "way off the marker" if you expect anyone else to be so lax about inconsiderate interruptions to their entertainment. Disconnected from reality much?

meepmeep_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 20:35

i would have thrown more than the coke, maybe a nice big tub of buttery popcorn and a cherry slushie too. i'd be takin shit from the people around me to throw. what a ******* annoying couple, people didn't pay $20 to watch a movie just to have it interrupted with your ******* retarded proposal in the middle

ffpoisongirl 0

Monday 11 May 2009 20:38

That was actually pretty obnoxious. People paid to see that movie.

keith444 0

Monday 11 May 2009 20:42

ouch that sucks

leushqua 2

Monday 11 May 2009 20:47

ahahahaha, sorry-buts this is just too funny :D:D

Zoa_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 20:48

Yea I'd be pissed if someone stopped the movie I was in for that BS!

notmuch 0

Monday 11 May 2009 20:52

FYL for the coke. It wasn't your fault. You clearly didn't know what he was planning. And throwing an ice cold drink at someone is obnoxious. Also, FYL for such a stupid proposal. I'm very sorry your fiance came up with something like this. I'm just wondering, was he expecting you to sit through the rest of the movie after he popped the question? With you being all giddy and excited and wanting to tell everyone about it, while you had to sit still instead to not disturb all the other people who just wanted to enjoy the movie? And he thought a dark movie theater would be just the right place to put the ring on your finger? Where you would have to sit through the movie before you can really see it? He was not only inconsiderate of the other movie goers, but also of you. Unless the movie theater really has a special meaning to you both. Are you sure he's the one?