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"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was." You can either swallow that namby-pamby bullshit, or go house-to-house with a baseball bat until you find your dog and beat the shit out of Cruella DeVil and her henchmen.

*69, figure out what the number is, then look up an address, and bring the police with you so they have to give it back. but take some proof that the dog's yours with you, as well.

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agreed ^ but yeah in this FML I would just call them back, and if they had there number blocked, then I would ask the police to trace the call and unblock it

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*69, figure out what the number is, then look up an address, and bring the police with you so they have to give it back. but take some proof that the dog's yours with you, as well.

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I was going to say this also. If *69 doesn't work, call the police, and call your phone company who can provide record of who called you. A dog is still considered property and this is theft.

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If you can get their address without the police ... then skip the police. Take two large friends, each carrying a baseball bat and a hammer. You, bring your dog's crate, plus a pair of pliers and a blow-torch. Do not tolerate a dog thief, but do make them suffer for the rest of their short lives. Be sure to clean up any evidence, but also use their entrails to leave a message on the walls, as a warning to other dog thieves. Happy Holidays!

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Agreed, lol. I'm not that into heavy rock music and never have been so I didn't even hear the term "mosh pit" 'til I was a teenager. And even still, when people talked about them, they always seemed like some confusing giant fighting orgy to me.

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